Sara Palin needs help on Paul Revere's Ride

It's confusing to be running and not know what you're talking about.  This is the sort of thing that happens when you are on your own, no direction known, like a complete unknown, like a Rolling Thunder biker mama. 

Palinisms: Did she really say that? - By Jacob Weisberg - Slate Magazine: "'He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed.'—on Paul Revere, June 3, 2011"


This is the story of Paul Revere that Palin bungled.


Colbert to the rescue: this is how it could'a been the way Sara remembered:

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